MM ≠ AKB

Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?

I got this the other day....

Question - Why do you like Sayumi? She can't sing.

Answer - Since when does Tsunku pick good singers? Who else am I supposed to like, Koharu? Listen to some mic hacks and you'll know how bad H!P singers really are. Even your dear "never sounds bad" Takahashi (or Yajima, ever hear her live and then listen to her on CD? HUGE difference!) sounds horrible.

I'll post a video of this later.

-Courtesy of half-drunk Hannah

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In follow up with my last post after much hassle was able to make my purchase.
This is what I bought:

Winter 2010 Mobekimasu - Morning Musume L Photo Set 2

Winter 2010 Mobekimasu - Morning Musume L Photo Set 1

Winter 2010 Mobekimasu - Morning Musume L Offshot Set 1

Sayumi Michishige - "Sousou" Photobook

Winter 2010 Mobekimasu - Erina Mano Microfiber Towel

Morning Musume - Pika! Pika! - Phone Strap - Sayumi Michishige

Winter 2010 Mobekimasu - Erina Mano T-Shirt

Sayumi Michishige - "20's July 13" Photobook

Morning Musume - Pika! Pika! - Fan - Sayumi Michishige

Winter 2010 Mobekimasu - Morning Musume T-Shirt

Winter 2010 Mobekimasu - Erina Mano L Photo Set 2

Morning Musume - Pika! Pika! T-Shirt - Sayumi Michishige

Winter 2010 Mobekimasu - Morning Musume Microfiber Towel

Onna ga Medatte Naze Ikenai - 2L Photo Set B - Sayumi Michishige

Morning Musume 40th Single - 2L Photo Set 2 - Sayumi Michishige 

Morning Musume 40th Single - 2L Photo Set 1 - Sayumi Michishige

Morning Musume - Nine Smile 2009 2L Photo Set D - Sayumi Michishige

Onna ga Medatte Naze Ikenai - 2L Photo Set B - Lin Lin 

Morning Musume - Pika! Pika! T-Shirt - Lin Lin

Morning Musume - Pika! Pika! - Phone Strap - Lin Lin 

Morning Musume - Nine Smile 2009 2L Photo Set D - Lin Lin

 

You know what bothers me? I didn't get the Linlin fan, or Sayu/Lin photosets, Pika!x2 Visual Book. I bought the Mano stuff for when she's in L.A., if she does any signing events (photos) and the shirt to show my support when I see her. If Erina is signing things I want those photos and my Tokimeki CD signed. :P

PS - I love copy and pasta!

So yeah

I went to make my FIRST purchase from H!Store USA and I've been browsing and deleting, redesigning, and raiding their catalog for about 2 hours. And about 10 minutes ago they are under "maintenance". FUCK.

I made my Ma go get her CC so I could order this crap and now she's pissed because she went out to the garage just to get the numbers. :( She said if it doesn't come back up in an hour she's not gonna buy me the stuff. Anyway, I e-mailed them asking when they'll update (and add NEW) the almost sold out pre-order Pika! Pika! goods and they said soon. So I assume soon means right now? They're quite nice if you get the right staff member.

I wanted to complete the Sayumi/Linlin sets (shirt/Lphotos/fan/phonestrap) and the visual book, but were out of the photos, Linlin's fan and the book. Almost all the photosets were sold out. I hope they add the pin-ups and the NEW DVD magazines. Please? I want to buy Vol. 31 (maybe 30, but not 29. That one was so boring) since I enjoyed them quite a lot.

So I went hunting to see what cool stuff they had and added some other stuff, I was still in the process of editing what I wanted/didn't when the site went *boom*.

I'm so mad, still nothing after typing this.

"We'll be right back!" my fucking ass.

My first DVD Magazine Vol.31

I never bother watching them, take up too much on my HDD. But gave it a go this time and it wasn't that bad. Here's my short review. *OGMNI = Onna ga Medatte Naze Ikenai

The girls.

LOVE.

Special ED Love.

And that's about all you need to know about DVD Magazines.

PS - The OGMNI really did get sung in Linlin's wierd high pitched voice. Go look.

PPS - I should do more of these.

PPPS - Enjoy this. She really did say that!

3,2,1 BREAKIN' OUT! Fuck-ups

After watching this for the millionth time I saw:

NO white outline. From the same scene WITH white outline.

Proof that close-ups WEREN'T without the white outline.

Also, Eri & Reina are missing the outline, but you see Ai WITH it.

WAY TO GO ANIMATORS!!!!!

FINALLY

Something me and Hagiwara Mai have in common. I never thought I could ever like her in anyway, she's STILL too young for me. :P

I <3 Pocchama. :D

Amateur!!! Lyrics Translation

I chose はぴ☆はぴ サンデー！ because it's kiddie anime and has simple lyrics :)


はぴ☆はぴ サンデー！
"Hapi Hapi Sunday!"


A pink frill , a polka dot sweater
and a indigo skirt OK?
Haa, not all look good
I wonder which I should wear?


It's 10:09
I'm tired of waiting for my first date
From now on I won't take things so lightly [?]
While in a dreamy mood

What clothes should I put on?
Will it be fun? [?]
Taking a look in the mirror before hanging out
I'm feeling nervous
Can't sleep, in the morning I'll have gotten no sleep
My heart is beating! The alarm clock's RING!! x4


My love is over flowing!
Happy happy Sunday! Happy Sunday!
With my sparkling fashion
I'm going to go meet him


My love doesn't stop!
Lucky lucky Sunday! Lucky Sunday!
Everybody cares
About this feeling
It's the best in the world

At last Sunday has arrived!
My heart is beating , our first date
I arrive at the meeting place
Ahead of time


I apply pink lipcream
For the first time
I see my reflection in the mirror
I wonder if it looks unacceptable or okay 
Or matches or my clothes are fine....
My heart is beating! Inside my head goes PANK!! x4 [?]


My love is over flowing!
Happy happy Sunday! Happy Sunday!
I smile and wave my hand
He runs over to me

My love doesn't stop!
Lucky lucky Sunday! Lucky Sunday!
I especially hear my heart beating
How much longer will it throb?


I practice many times but
Why why why? Am I so shy?
"Good Morning!" I only call out
It seems I'm beginning to quiver a bit [?]

My love is over flowing!
Happy happy Sunday! Happy Sunday!
With my sparkling fashion
I'm going to go meet him


My love doesn't stop!
Lucky lucky Sunday! Lucky Sunday!
Everybody cares
About this feeling
It's the best in the world

Wasn't that fun? NO. I still trip up on alot of stuff :(

Part 2 = Milkyway - Tantantaan! 

Was this a bad idea?

To my imaginary readers:


I think I have a spending addiction when it comes to cheaply priced items. I may be buying more, I haven't finished searching. The most expensive was the Sayumi clock at 9500Y. After that the max price was 1500Y. Cheapest was 10Y :)

(Ps- click the image)

some roast beef, chicken, a pizza.....

Yuikaori = W
They are the new W. Seriously, check the comparisons:

✔Somewhat matching clothes 
✔Opposite colors 
✔Kinda look the same, but still different 
✔Upbeat songs
✔Close friendship complex


The best duo has to be hands down:

Brownie points for understanding the joke in the journal title.

DeviantART is for ART

DeviantART is for ART

I don't want to see your shitty Myspace/Facebook cell phone taken images on that site. Nor do I want to see them titled "grr" "rawr" "its me bitch". This girl has pissed me off badly, I don't know if it's my drunken rage or what but seriously. WHAT??????? Posing in a photo titled "modeling photo" and using a cell phone camera, bad angles, not looking up, using a mirror, toilet in background. Really??? Because I don't give a fucking shit go look. To top it off her fucking boobs are hanging out!!! Your 15 on your profile you lamo.

 

(Yeah I editied this)

Serious UFA/Zetima/whomever. Needs a new Photoshop person!

Srsly, what the fuck did I just watch?

The H!P shuffle date concert sucked, mostly. The only parts I watched were Aa!, Zoku Biyuuden,DEF.DIVA2, Nochiura Natsumi2.

Aa! - Eeh, kinda unemotional. Suzuki took most of Reina's lines and some of her original. Saho (?) took some of Reina and Airi's lines. Natsuyaki stayed the same. Too many Buono! members really. Saho sounded horrible, all those new eggs need some serious vocal practice/ growing up. New song bored me to death. Suzuki's acapella thing was terrible, my ears wanted to close. I had to skip it, sorry Suzuki your just not as good sounding as you think.

TANPOPO DIED IN 1999, PLZ DON'T KILL ME WITH MORE HORRIBLE TANPOPO WANNABES.

DEF.DIVA remake - OMFGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In a good way, this was phenomenal.  (I am biased to this song)
Abe = Michishige
Goto = Tanaka
Ishikawa = Sudou
Matsuura = Yajima
I absolutely love the people chosen for this. The outfits I liked because they were mirroring the original, sans the fluffy green thingies. GotoReina (that name sounds awesome) was somewhat of a stretch though. In her "Bye Bye" she sounded like she wasn't even trying to sing in this at all, just random talk/singing. Know what I mean? She killed the song a bit. AbeSayumi was quite nice sounding, not nasal as much. Brownie points for you! IshikawaMaasa was good sounding, why does she not get more lines in singles. Seriously yo. Even if she always looks like deer in headlights. MatsuuraMaimi was okay sounding. She sounds like always, a little flat. Her hair is growing, she looks like a young Arihara right now :D

They did the dance in the interlude *dies*.

Nochiura Natsumi remake - Amazing song, kinda killed by Shimizu.
Goto = Shimizu
Matsuura =  Kamei
Abe = Takahashi (Ai)

Shimei Ai was quite a mess. I liked it but Shimizu felt out of place, she's not the greatest singer. What happened in H-K she wasn't that bad. I like her hair if that counts. Outfits are lame. TAKAHSHI PLEASE STOP SMILING AFTER EVERY LINE YOU SING. Kamei's "hito wa mina yowai hodo" was just aweful. She connot and will never be able to hit high notes. The dance is the sex. >:D

Zoku Biyuuden - ONRII ONRII ONRII CHUU

New song sucks. Moving on to Koisuru Angel Heart nao. One word on the outfits, fugly. Trying to imitate Biyuuden's sexy looks came out terrible, I find none of the members sexy. Only Michishige in certain looks and outfits. But her voice just about mirrors Ishikawa's perfectly. Suguyaga's "tatta ima kono ba de.." was scary. In the concert at about 1:24:20. Seriously go look. Junjun was bleh sounding as usual.

Edit: So you don't have to go look here. At 1:55




OMFG it's creepy somewhat receeding bald guy from Morning Musume's Yomiuri Land EAST concert!!!! And his shirt is pink, Michishige fan. ONOES, not my girl. He didn't have that shirt before, and seemed to have gotten a better seat this time. I'm going to go through some recent concerts to find more of him, I'll have to keep lookout through new stuff too for this guy.

RATING: 4.5/10 Extra .5 for the balding guy. (Doesn't he have a family, wife, kids or something? He looks like a Riiman or something.)

株式会社オリジナルコンフィデンス = 株式会社オリコン

Does anyone realize how many people don't realize that Oricon was the first to record sales in Japan. And means original confidence.

From Wikipedos - In 1968 Original Confidence was established and began providing music charts to the general public with data collected from various retailers.

 Ori = original
 Con = confidence

Oricon = original confidence

Kinda like Rottara (Lotta Love) or Gatamekira (Gotta make it love).

Tutorial for taking unclickable images from Ameblo (Internet Explorer 8)

By: Hannah (LianaiGeming21)
lianaigeming21@gmail.com

CLICK ON IMAGES TO MAKE BIGGER.

STEP #1 - Download IE 8

Choose your language/country/system here: http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=3aeda9db-b318-408a-860b-bc37bd6ab70c&displaylang=en

STEP #2 - To The Website

Open the browser and go to the blog you want. I chose http://ameblo.jp/miki-fujimoto/

Select the image from the posts you want, I chose food :)

You should get a screen like mine. Make sure it says .html in the address bar. Right click in the blank white space outside the picture. You should receive this menu.

Click it , a pop-up (make sure pop-up blocker is disabled) of HTML should come up. Hit ctrl+f to bring up a find search box. Now type in the website's first three numbers in the address bar. Mine were 1409.

Here's what's different in IE is that multiple will show up and you have to choose which you need. To know look for the extension .jpg or .jpeg and keep hitting next. Usually will be the link after the numbers 1409 (in this case). See the image for help.

From there just copy the address like the one I highlighted and paste it back into IE. You should get this.

You should get the original image. Save your pictures where you like.

Basically that's it! Any problems or question let me know. Again if you can do this in other broswers (Opera,?,etc.) let me know and I'll make one for that too. Thank you.

Help from: Nikki (ILU!)