Srsly, what the fuck did I just watch?

The H!P shuffle date concert sucked, mostly. The only parts I watched were Aa!, Zoku Biyuuden,DEF.DIVA2, Nochiura Natsumi2.

Aa! - Eeh, kinda unemotional. Suzuki took most of Reina's lines and some of her original. Saho (?) took some of Reina and Airi's lines. Natsuyaki stayed the same. Too many Buono! members really. Saho sounded horrible, all those new eggs need some serious vocal practice/ growing up. New song bored me to death. Suzuki's acapella thing was terrible, my ears wanted to close. I had to skip it, sorry Suzuki your just not as good sounding as you think.

TANPOPO DIED IN 1999, PLZ DON'T KILL ME WITH MORE HORRIBLE TANPOPO WANNABES.

DEF.DIVA remake - OMFGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In a good way, this was phenomenal.  (I am biased to this song)
Abe = Michishige
Goto = Tanaka
Ishikawa = Sudou
Matsuura = Yajima
I absolutely love the people chosen for this. The outfits I liked because they were mirroring the original, sans the fluffy green thingies. GotoReina (that name sounds awesome) was somewhat of a stretch though. In her "Bye Bye" she sounded like she wasn't even trying to sing in this at all, just random talk/singing. Know what I mean? She killed the song a bit. AbeSayumi was quite nice sounding, not nasal as much. Brownie points for you! IshikawaMaasa was good sounding, why does she not get more lines in singles. Seriously yo. Even if she always looks like deer in headlights. MatsuuraMaimi was okay sounding. She sounds like always, a little flat. Her hair is growing, she looks like a young Arihara right now :D

They did the dance in the interlude *dies*.

Nochiura Natsumi remake - Amazing song, kinda killed by Shimizu.
Goto = Shimizu
Matsuura =  Kamei
Abe = Takahashi (Ai)

Shimei Ai was quite a mess. I liked it but Shimizu felt out of place, she's not the greatest singer. What happened in H-K she wasn't that bad. I like her hair if that counts. Outfits are lame. TAKAHSHI PLEASE STOP SMILING AFTER EVERY LINE YOU SING. Kamei's "hito wa mina yowai hodo" was just aweful. She connot and will never be able to hit high notes. The dance is the sex. >:D

Zoku Biyuuden - ONRII ONRII ONRII CHUU

New song sucks. Moving on to Koisuru Angel Heart nao. One word on the outfits, fugly. Trying to imitate Biyuuden's sexy looks came out terrible, I find none of the members sexy. Only Michishige in certain looks and outfits. But her voice just about mirrors Ishikawa's perfectly. Suguyaga's "tatta ima kono ba de.." was scary. In the concert at about 1:24:20. Seriously go look. Junjun was bleh sounding as usual.

Edit: So you don't have to go look here. At 1:55




OMFG it's creepy somewhat receeding bald guy from Morning Musume's Yomiuri Land EAST concert!!!! And his shirt is pink, Michishige fan. ONOES, not my girl. He didn't have that shirt before, and seemed to have gotten a better seat this time. I'm going to go through some recent concerts to find more of him, I'll have to keep lookout through new stuff too for this guy.

RATING: 4.5/10 Extra .5 for the balding guy. (Doesn't he have a family, wife, kids or something? He looks like a Riiman or something.)