Okay

I like the fact that Sakura Maya's not an "idol" and still has original goods. She's a prodigal enka singer, and I clicked to see some cool goods, I was thinking I'd see shirts, towels, poster,etc. NOPE.

I see a "Crime Prevention Buzzer" (防犯ブザー)

Some shirts, "tattoo stickers" 2 kinds

And to top it off a BACK SCRATCHER (孫の手)

WTF? I don't want some 11 year old's official back scratcher...
You can see it here under "Shop".